To whom it may concern,
I, Richard Smith, may be submitting my final blog entry. I know you must be shivering in a pool of your own tears as you read this, but let’s get real here. I think we all know that the only person that reads this is you, Mrs. Crofutt, and maybe John C. Nuh, but I don’t know for sure. Maybe my mom reads it? I can never be sure. Is this really the end? I don’t know, dear reader. If an assignment ever comes my way that requires me to post another entry, you’ll be the first to know. Until that need arises however, this is the end. Goodbye…
Your Humble (Former) Blog Writer,
Richard Smith
Of course your mom reads it! Maybe your dad too.