The Rolette Reference
Local School Has No News
Recently, Investigators went deep into the inner workings of Rolette Public School and they discovered some ground breaking evidence. Evidence that proves that there is nothing happening at Rolette Public School.
After several weeks under investigation to find a potential headline, our reporters came out with nothing. There is nothing, LITERALLY nothing, happening at Rolette Public School.
From the occasional conversation to silently walking from class to class, Rolette Public School is most likely the dullest Public School in the world. “Yeah, nothing ever happens here,” one student said who was sitting on the ground doing nothing.
The most recent event is that I made this news report. “I’m really excited about making this school newspaper,” said Connor Grenier, “It’ll really open people’s eyes.” After a week long search for a story, he couldn’t find one.
That’s the news.